A friend to the familly went to China, while being there she bought some gifts to my daughter. One gift was a toy Donkey, attached to the toy was this note above.

Ok I know that I suck on typing English, but the person who put that text togheter isnt for real.

The grammar is one thing, but…..

is there really adults out there below the age of 3 ?

But hey, I would have loved if my site looked half that bad

Dear Justin Timberlake…

Check out the article abowe, and do read the first comment that was posted…! lol what can I say, If Justins site is 1996, then mine is probably 1986.

Suppose being a father and all, is what makes me love this clip !

Small kid laughing when his daddy imitates a microwave owen

Why and how I did it is another story.

Regarding the codes…. What can I say, I dunno how to create a html code, but I am pretty damn skilled in the art of copy/paste

For me it was enough if what I copy/pasted/stole showed up in the browser and looked good. Then suddenly I realized that some browsers didnt wanna show my stuff, very annoying ! took me 6 months to figure out how to solve that issue.. turned out I had to add .html after the index part !

html lol… php lol… css lol… xhtml roflmao… html 1.038473672626 strict =)

gawd…!

Sometimes I dunno wtf I am doing, when I brake something I call for help. Luckily I have geek friends who jumps in and fix my errors. Then at one point I allmost felt proud over myself.. I even started to think that my website looked good. “but that was before I stumbled over the geek Capitol”

Google loves my site, they crawl it 7 k times a month. My page ranking is 3 now, not bad for a guy who don´t have a clue about tags or tables. My geek friends are telling me that I should install some bot that will allowe Google to crawl my site only once a week, just to save the server resources. wtf do I care about server resources. I rush home after work and jumps right into awstats just to check on my Google pets. I hate Inktomi slurps, cause they crawl my site only 3 times a month !

speaking of geeks.. I Googled around just to figure out what css was, and ended up at this site http://friendlybit.com/ If geeks had a Kingdom, then that website would be the Capitol.

http://friendlybit.com/html/web-standards-hero-episode-1/ Need I say more ?

Thats the first impression, but hey ! After a couple of days you pick up stuff, you get to understand some stuff. Suddenly you bookmark that damn site, and returns to it ! I do not understand half of what he is talking about, the other half though, have helped me alot. for example I no longer have shitloads of stuff regarding colours and such on my pages, I have it all in a .css file.

The scary part is this.. One year ago I wouldn´t have had a clue about what is written abowe….

I´m turning into a geek.

ps: “Emil If you are half the geek I think you are, then you will investigate this new link into your website and read this”

I think your website is excellent, thats why I linked to it !

ds: Sorry Inktomi slurp my bad, EchO is the bad pet, with only 3 visits a month !

Googlebot 6766
Inktomi Slurp 534 
EchO! 3

Stole this pic from goyk.com

Anyway ! I am gonna offer every member of my site a free blog just like this one, all you gotta do is to check out http://www.72dontfold.com/ and register inside the forum. Gonna change this later into some kind of a proper membership thingy ! But for now, go register inside the forum, then write me a mail support@72dontfold.com saying that you want a blog….. And I will rush into my cpanel and set one up for you !

But hey ! I don´t want crazy shit on my site, no child porn, warez, illegal stuff of stuff with a racist content “the pic abowe doesn´t count”

So what good things might come from a blog ?

I dunno to be honest ! I´m new at this…. suppose you can promote stuff, like the banner below.

Or post pictures of yourself. This will only be allowed If your a nice looking female, lol !

All of the stuff on my site is free to use, email, chat, blog, gallery, you name it ! hopefully I will be able to earn a dime or two in the future from ppl clicking on my banners and such. But for now it´s just a hobby.. I need a hobby cause I´m bored.. after you get kids you will automatically have alot of free boring time on your hands.. you just can´t go out and behave badly as you used to in the past.. And thats when a hobby comes in handy.

So go make babies and sign up for a free blog and keep me company !

ps: any typos or bad grammar comes from me being a Swede =)

” another thing about getting your first kid…. suddenly you react in a new odd way to certain things that you wouldn´t have reacted to at all in the past, for instant check this toy out ! “